What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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