I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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