I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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