called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
