Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
how drunk are you?
Several
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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