ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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