I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
