Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
porn star boner night. come get it.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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