I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
the liver wants what the liver wants
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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