What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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