you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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