You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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