dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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