theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
