Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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