How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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