i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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