do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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