problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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