A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
