Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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