I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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