whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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