idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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