just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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