No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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