i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I think people are normalizing furries
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