It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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