I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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