dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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