I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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