He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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