You really coming over, don't trick.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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