I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
