I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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