nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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