There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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