I hate your face
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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