Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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