i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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