No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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