Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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