I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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