I wanna bring you to show and tell
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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