i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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