So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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