So many bounce houses so little time
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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