It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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