Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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