I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
50% drunk capacity currently
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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